. " I said firmly. "Have the hooks popped out," Allthwaite asked, "You got the torch Al?"
"Can't see, give it a yank," Al said "
"Whack his bollocks he's got a hard on," Allthwaite said and this Al bloke takes hold of my bollocks and as Allthwaite dragged me to the table he crushed my balls with the battering ram thing.