. “She’s only twenty two years old!” “I know,” he replied impassively, “and I want her. After giving two sharp raps on the heavy door it took a few moments before a very sleepy eyed Constance opened the door and mumbled, “What time is it, it’s not time for prayers yet?” “I’m sorry to wake you,” Sister Katie said softly, “but Father Paul wants to see you in his office right away
JAV: “I was just coming over to say hello and heard all the splashing and giggling. ”
My uncle is more than a bit strange
. “She’s only twenty two years old!” “I know,” he replied impassively, “and I want her. After giving two sharp raps on the heavy door it took a few moments before a very sleepy eyed Constance opened the door and mumbled, “What time is it, it’s not time for prayers yet?” “I’m sorry to wake you,” Sister Katie said softly, “but Father Paul wants to see you in his office right away ” “B-but I’ve never done anything like this in my life,” she mewled softly.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. "
(DAMN SHE'S GOOD!)
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Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies Casting Busty Asian Babe Celebrates Christmas With An Intense Double... Boss. One night, they go to a party
JAV: “I was just coming over to say hello and heard all the splashing and giggling. ”
My uncle is more than a bit strange
. “She’s only twenty two years old!” “I know,” he replied impassively, “and I want her. After giving two sharp raps on the heavy door it took a few moments before a very sleepy eyed Constance opened the door and mumbled, “What time is it, it’s not time for prayers yet?” “I’m sorry to wake you,” Sister Katie said softly, “but Father Paul wants to see you in his office right away